A bit of nostalgic schadenfreude – Thankyou Hugh

Artur Jorge will shortly be unveiled as the new Celtic manager. He is currently inside Celtic Park holding talks.
Cue ………. The unveiling of Wim Jansen.

Mark Viduka will shortly sign for Bayern Munich. I have seen the contract.
Cue ………. Viduka signing on the dotted line at Leeds United.

I expect Rangers to win the league comfortably, and by quite a considerable margin.
Cue ………. Green & white ribbons adorning the trophy, as Rangers finish third in a two-horse race.

Old Trafford on Champions League night is no place for Nakamura, and his blend of tippy-tappy football.
Cue ………. Absolute bedlam, as Naka flights one of sublime beauty over a £100m wall, and into the back of the Man U net.

If Manchester United play their best eleven, and Celtic play their best eleven – Manchester United will beat Celtic.
Cue ………. The full-time scoreboard reading : Celtic 1, Manchester United 0.

Come 5:00pm, and Celtic’s lead being cut to just 11 points – is it now the time for panic at Celtic Park ?
Cue ………. Rangers drawing 1-1 with ICT and the day ending as it started – with Celtic enjoying a comfortable 13 point lead.

And my absolute favourite:
Josef Venglos will live to regret his decision to play this unknown Slovakian ahead of Mark Burchill in such a vital Old Firm Game.
Cue ………. Lubomir Moravcik scoring twice as Rangers are molligated 5-1.

Cheers Hugh, keep ’em coming

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