I encountered what follows in some strange parts of the world, places that if you saw a cactus shaped thus in a window, told you a lot about the place, its proprietors, clientele and the murky goings on behind the cover of a horticulturist’s facade.
I never thought I would see it in Glasgow.
At first it was the Celtic Shirt that caught the eye, and then as I was about to go in to Babbity Bowsers at 14.19 hrs today, the cactus caught my eye and a cold shiver ran down my spine reaching parts that neither Heineken nor a spiny cactus would ever reach.
The questions were clear and demand answers:
1. Who was the Celtic top wearing boozer in Babbity’s?
2. Was he a CQNer?
3. Did he understand the significance of the cactus shape?
4. If he did, can he post pictures of what he got up to?
5. If he wants me to keep quiet and delete the picture….old notes please, and lots of them.
Beware, you are never out of reach of Estadio and his SLR