From the Guardian 28/4/2020
Pentagon releases three UFO videos taken by US Navy pilots….the question is ….. “Do they show ‘The Rangers’ coming?”
Ma kettle’s fecked, the element’s deid,
Ah’v changed the fuse, Ah’v changed the lead
It wullnae boil, so woe is me…
I’ll die without ma cup of tea.
And now ma cooker rings are screwed
No sign of heat to cook ma food
They wullnae poach or boil or fry
“Time’s up” I hear the reaper cry.
Aw naw the telly screen’s gone blank
Ma boat of hope has feckin sank
Nae news aboot this dire disease
Nae bedtime cha, nae toasted cheese.
Ma laptop too is oan the blink
But never fear ma pen’s got ink
So should I start to write ma will?
Or a cheque tae pay the leccy bill?
And the rest of her….